I've heard of moms trying to live vicariously through their successful daughters, but this is some new level of depraved roastoidness. Repeal the 19th!
I helped a young woman out of gas one day. I pushed her car a couple hundred feet to a gas station. I told her specifically do not touch the brakes. Of course she hit the brakes because of the 1" transition from the street to the service station. Car comes to a complete halt. Now I'm pushing from a stop up a 5° incline. I got her out of the road. Berated her for not listening and walked away. Leaving her 75' from the pump. BTW SHE WAS A VERY PRETTY BLONDE. SHE WAS SPEECHLESS WHEN I WALKED AWAY.
