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If nukes started dropping and the end of the world was near, would you be glad?

Hate crime but I no longer give a fuck. It lives in the area and every time it sees me standing on my porch it needs to say something.

“I have a dream that one day people will be able to stand up and say, ‘I find the Jews very sneaky. They seem to be a bit predatory in their lending practices.’”

“I have a dream today that one day Ben Shapiro will stand on the shoulders of a normal-sized man so we can actually see his sneaky little face. And he will speak up and say, ‘I am sneaky.’”

“I have a dream that one day from the hills of Georgia to the snow-capped mountains of Colorado, the Jews will actually tell us what they’re plan is. They’ve had a plan the whole time.”

I'm posting here today because I'm at a loss for what to do and I need some advice from people who might have more rational minds than I do right now. I'm a father of a 13 year old special needs son who is extremely enthusiastic.

After the recent security mishap involving President Trump, my son became convinced that he could join the Secret Service to "help protect the President."

He's been practicing "Secret Service moves" in front of the mirror and watching the news nonstop, analyzing the footage, and telling me about all the mistakes the agents made. He's convinced that he could do a better job protecting the President than the current agents.

I thought it was just a harmless fantasy, but then I received a call from the Secret Service asking to speak with my son.

Apparently, he had reached out to them and they're taking his application seriously. We got a phone interview set up, and to my shock, they're now inviting him to fly to Washington D.C. for an in-person interview.

Now, my son has a good heart and is a wonderful kid, but he's not exactly... shall we say, qualified for this type of work. I mean, he has trouble following instructions and sometimes gets overwhelmed by loud noises. The thought of him carrying a gun or being responsible for the President's safety is just... no.

I'm torn between being proud of my son's enthusiasm and terrified that he's going to get himself (or someone else) hurt. Has anyone else ever dealt with something like this? Is the Secret Service just being tactful by not wanting to crush his dreams, or are they truly considering him for a position?

Should I try to dissuade him gently, or let him learn a hard lesson on his own? HELP!