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Every time @PostWallHelena tries to shit up one of my threads     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.4 years ago (+10/-3)
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@PostWallHelena
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That box of blue is made for you.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 1.2 years ago (+1/-0)
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Double-Chinned Wall Crasher With Unmitigated Gall     (youtube.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 1.1 years ago (+1/-0)
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https://youtube.com/shorts/g92SrimQmNU?si=s_f95Zwhy5skwPYs

This chick is borderline hideous and if you need a tape measure to figure out if a guy is tall enough, then you’re a fucking idiot.
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Choked under pressure      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 1 year ago (+6/-4)
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I Stopped After 10 Minutes. Imagine Being This Levelheaded Dude and Sharing Rationalizations/Explanations of the Vile Actions of Your Creepy Daughter      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 9 months ago (+1/-0)
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Thot Jamz     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 9 months ago (+1/-0)
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The ballad of @postwallhelena     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 9 months ago (+2/-1)
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Can't do the time? Don't do the crime      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 7 months ago (+4/-4)
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Analysis: dumb bitch     (nitter.poast.org)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 6 months ago (+1/-1)
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Whore Cannot Acknowledge Her Wrongdoing and Consequences; Kills Husband Instead and Then Herself     (nypost.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 5 months ago (+2/-1)
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All girls are bi...     (pomf2.lain.la)
submitted by dirtywhiteboy to ThotPatrol 2 months ago (+4/-2)
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Pilates Class.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2 months ago (+2/-1)
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Hips dipped low and go, go, go.
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ThotPatrol in a Fantasy Book (a cross-post due to me not having a spine)     (ThotPatrol)
submitted by GrayDragon to ThotPatrol 3.3 years ago (+0/-0)
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Background: This well-written book series is The Belgariad. Ce'Nedra is a clever but highly conceited Imperial princess that is a newly minted queen in a foreign land by marriage. A war is scheduled, and so she wants armor, but she is extremely small-framed. The master armorer, Delban, who cares not for even royal titles, does not want to waste real armor for a small girl. Finally, they agree on ceremonial armor. Ce'Nedra comes to pick it up ...

Ce'Nedra, however, was staring disapprovingly at the breastplate Delban had made for her. It would quite obviously fit -- too well. "Didn't you forget something?" she asked him.

He picked the breastplate up in his big hands and examined it. "It's all there," he told her. "Front, back, all the straps to hook them together. What else did you want?"

"Isn't is a trifle -- understated?" Ce'Nedra suggested delicately.

"It's made to fit," he replied. "The understatement isn't my fault."

"I want it a little more --" She made a sort of curving gesture with her hands.

"What for?"

"Never mind what for. Just do it."

"What do you plan to put in it?"

"That's my business. Just do it the way I told you to."

He tossed a heavy hammer down on his anvil. "Do it yourself," he told her bluntly.
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Thot patrolling on full display      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Jewfed9000 to ThotPatrol 3 years ago (+5/-5)
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What's that, you don't know how to cook? Here, let me show you.      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3 years ago (+1/-1)
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Where was Sansa Stark's bastard half brother posted?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by breh to ThotPatrol 3.0 years ago (+2/-2)
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Pet project.     (archive.ph)
submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2.9 years ago (+0/-0)
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https://archive.ph/p8gIn

We are looking for a fact-checker, someone with meticulous attention to detail.

The aboriginal flag will fly permanently on the harbour bridge
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hs not complaining     (www.msn.com)
submitted by con77 to ThotPatrol 2.9 years ago (+1/-1)
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Rating women     (ThotPatrol)
submitted by Her0n to ThotPatrol 2.8 years ago (+1/-1)
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The common scale is zero to ten.

I prefer zero to two.

Zero = never fuck her, basically invisible

One = I'd fuck her, but I will deny fucking her.

Two = I'd tell people I want her and if asked (and it were true) I would say yes I fucked her.

It confuses the women as well because the scale is so different, but it's very simple.


What are your thoughts?
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Take the next step in the tlol "X isn't real" saga      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.8 years ago (+3/-3)
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DARPA super-whore genetic engineering program deemed successful     (www.wtol.com)
submitted by Spaceman84 to ThotPatrol 2.4 years ago (+2/-2)
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Stronk independent wo-BAM!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.3 years ago (+2/-2)
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Thot Patrolled By Me In Comments     (youtube.com)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 1.8 years ago (+4/-4)
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Interesting: Natan rips into OnlyFans pimp, & his cam-whores     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by pussycowposhposh to ThotPatrol 1.8 years ago (+0/-0)
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