True story about a midget that looked like Jay Leno back in the day
(files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/j4o999.jpgMe and my drummer buddy had just got done fishing, and we're driving in his new old caddy (we're like 16-17) so the rods and tackle and shit are between us.
We were in the alley behind the library pictured for some reason, and all of a sudden we see this midget with big hands that looks long faced like Jay Leno. What the fuck
What we didn't know was how much of a bump there was at the sewer grate, and despite not going too fast and being in shock of the big handed Jay Leno midget, we and all our fishing shit went airborne, and his fat ass got all tangled and pissed, but when we looked back he was gone.
So later that week we found a friend with a beater car and recorded how high we could launch off that hump.
