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Notevenonce 1 point 3 months ago

i know. Honestly the grossest part was that she thought $350 would impress me.

Notevenonce 1 point 3 months ago

No, the undergarment. print label from home they'll say

This gets me everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89frRi8GgGA

Notevenonce 1 point 3 months ago

Probably harder. Husband is a routine whereas putting on a different show everyday would be more work.

Talking to a girl yesterday and she was upselling only fans and the money doesnt sound good enough to even consider it. 350 to *ahem* in a pair of panties on video then go to the post office and send it. On top of having to entertain you when you open it and Im betting he's going to want special attention during the shipping time. For 350???? Get bent.

Bitches dont know about math.

Notevenonce 0 points 3 months ago

Ah, now it makes sense. BOOM! Not really but I hope it makes you feel better.

Lunch is always nice.

Notevenonce 1 point 3 months ago

If you attach the rear of the one on the right and color its hair blue you have a regular trip to walmart.

Notevenonce -2 points 4 months ago

Better to stick with honey. Imagine having to deal with a man every night.

Also this was advice doled out by the gay community about 20 years ago.

Notevenonce 0 points 6 months ago*

All these bitches talking shit, im going too have to break it to ya'

Thats how you get a wife in 2023. Car, restuarant and drank?!..Lets fucking go!

* words spreading. Follow the guy to the bathroom under pretense of blowjob. Easy le peasy

Edit
forgot to add mad beatz

Notevenonce 0 points 6 months ago

are you a woman? Its the internet.

my username is based on how many woman you've been with. Virgin. *Are you a woman*? hahaha gay.

Notevenonce 0 points 6 months ago

Only if the guy is putting out and/or paying.

Notevenonce 0 points 6 months ago

Should have titled this post :

How To Remain A Faggot Forever

Notevenonce 1 point 6 months ago

...and then the complaints about her being a bitch when the next time a guy tries to use a line on her.

A cheesy ass line got a smile and a yes. What a waste.

Notevenonce 3 points 6 months ago

Looked it up. The lava taco is just a regular taco with lava sauce. Buy a bucket worth of sauce next time they bring it back and you can have it year round.

Notevenonce 1 point 6 months ago*

Nope. Still gay.

have you seen the ring footage?

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/73aptz3f.mp4

Notevenonce 2 points 6 months ago

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/3ys1blxq.mp4

Notevenonce 6 points 6 months ago

Doode like that old timer is fierce. /s

ugh.

The only thing funny about this video is the woman thinking that glass jar of brown sugar was coffee.

Notevenonce 0 points 7 months ago

Best I can do is a maze on the next one. Its like chess but not.

Notevenonce 1 point 7 months ago

You should submit your tips for being a SAHW sometime.

Ragnar -

> "Have it hot and ready for him when he gets home from work".

Dude, this is a family friendly queer free platform just tell us your tips on cleaning the baseboards and leave it at that.

Notevenonce 1 point 7 months ago

And you knew what you were doing making a post about it. You prissy bitch you just want everyone to stay quiet while you jerk off in public. Kike.

Notevenonce 0 points 7 months ago

Let me ban people but then ask a question.

Stupid fuck. You don't think too bright do you?

Pos stupid fuck ur durrr look at me Im a faggot suck my dick or begone bitch. HAHAHAHAHA Dude the gay club is ➡️ tell them your sperm isnt as retarded as you are and maybe they'll swallow a little.

Your questions are lame and stupid
Your posts are retarded and behind. Goddamn what are you pulling from *DRUDGE?????*

Try harder- er cunt. For the love of all that is good quit being such a fucking retard. You make Dogle look like a fucking genius in comparison. Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you have to be in order for that to happen???? Dumb fuck bitch whore. I'll give you $3.00 to post one fucking poll that didn't come out of the fucking 11 year old you have chained in the closet.

Notevenonce 0 points 7 months ago

https://youtu.be/boJBf3m_TGg?si=Vgi8INisIodqY-r5

Terrence Popp/ Why Men Are Not Protecting Women Anymore

Notevenonce 3 points 8 months ago

Trumpman got bitch-triggered. Lol.

Notevenonce 3 points 9 months ago

https://files.catbox.moe/6xglv9.png

Notevenonce 0 points 9 months ago

>can't learn to spell words

*Well aren't you special* ?

Here you dropped this

Nara narri fuck it narisscist

Notevenonce 4 points 9 months ago

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://files.catbox.moe/143ks2.png

Notevenonce 0 points 1 year ago

Only applies to first set of kids though.

Second wife's kids get princess treatment regardless if male or female.