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It's the annual penis inspection day at work. It goes along with a DOT physical and urine sample. The physical an UA are done at the doctors office but my boss is who performs the penis inspections. I asked why we even do these and he said we can't have our techs out there on job sites with unruly penises. Im in the bathroom at work right now trimming up my bush. I've been falling behind on my penis maintenance and don't want to get written up. Wish me luck.

I like to listen to this one when on the boat on the lake.

Alright movie, but downright retarded. When Maverick got shot down, I was like "watch, he's gonna steal a plane from the enemy because he's apparently so good at that, then he's gonna land it on the carrier." and thats exactly what happened. It was stupid. Him and his buddy just waltz in to the enemy air base, hop in an old F14 that was there, assumed everything on it worked, then took off from the blown up airfield using a taxiway, narrowly avoiding a collision of course, and flew back to the carrier, dodging SAMs and shot down a couple enemy ultra-high tech 5th gen fighters before running out of ammo and being saved by a the reserve guy shooting down the last enemy plane that was tailing him at the last second.
Very predictable.
It was an alright movie though i guess.

Almost every night, like clockwork, they're out on their shitty land at like midnight-1am shining flashlights around, at MY house and even my bedroom window, waking me up. Sometimes they fire a gun, a single shot, because they are paranoid about a "drone" they think spies on them. Said it "looks like an owl." wtf. These spics are fucking retarded, disrespectful as fuck, dont speak english, and are obviously paranoid. I'm trying to think of ways to legally make their lives hell. Pretty sure theyre illegal, but havent even bothered calling ICE on them cuz ICE wont do shit. I have 3 acres, share a fence with them, have woods on my land, and a 55 foot tower right beside my house. Thinking about getting some super bright LED floodlights to mount on my tower, pointed down at their land/windows on their shitty trailer house.