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Deplorablepoetry
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It ‘lost’ lift and plummeted to the earth.

Two reasons a commercial aircraft will ‘lose’ lift directly after take off:

1 - mechanical failure ~ engines stop providing thrust, control is lost due to malfunctioning hydraulic/electrical systems

2 - pilot error ~ flaps and or slats not deployed or not in takeoff position

I watch every episode of MAYDAY so in my ExPeRt opinion, it looks like reason #2 is to blame for the deaths of over 200 people.

Fucking monkey forgot his flaps and slats and that’s that…flat


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Pink on the inside, a swimming pool of bleach could not wash the nigger off of the African….., disturbingly stubborn stains remain, unfortunately.

That’s why you need *NIGGER AWAY*!

Sure, *NIGGER AWAY* might look like a common wood chipper but it is so much more!

Just put a few niggers into your very own *NIGGER AWAY* and just watch your day get nigger sprayed away!!


..*NIGGER AWAY* …now also available in taco and curry flavours…, get your *NIGGER AWAY* today and have a nigger free day!


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Vodka is a hell of a drug……, please drink responsibly

In other news “Ukraine claims five deaths in attack on Russian convoy”


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The only good commie pig is a dead commie pig.

FUN FACT: the family of the pig make very easy targets. Kill the pig. Kill the pig’s family.

Have a nice day.


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It hurts to think of one’s self as little more than a walking, talking slab of meat.
We are a commodity not a community.
We will buy and sell each other like a kike peddles bologna at a rat infested New York deli
Some of us relish the coming end.

Also, pickles and hot mustard


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H eaven’s
A ngels
T urned
E vil

…also me personified


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Garnering guidance from children is the epitome of ‘putting the cart before the horse’.

If a child is giving you advice on anything, you are a retarded failure.

Kill yourself.

This comment brought to you by ‘suicide’ ….because suicide knows you better than you can ever know yourself.


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I wear boots to the pool

I shoot farts while I stool

Cool is a cigarette smoked by menthol addicted fools

Tool sings about being sober, rule number one is to try and pretend not to slobber

Keep your head above water, nose to the grindstone

Pull up your socks and kill yourself…..___slowly

No need to gulp, you’ll be dead soon enough

Just take a sniff if you’re new to this stuff

..there now you feel better, now you are fit to be tied

I lied, take your pills and get in your box.


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STIHL, it’s a fine trimmer even when the only operator available is a translucent ginger/nigger

This comment brought to you by Stihl…, because you keep reading long after the important part has been explained as if you were some sort of ginger/nigger/retarded fuck looking for guidance at the end of some random paragraph at the end of some random comment on a web site famous for abusing fucktards such as yourself. And yet you continue to read this shit in hope of enlightenment. Well, read on retard….once upon a time, there was a retard. The retard looked EXACTLY like you! Imagine you being a retard looking at a retard in a mirror? How retarded is that? Somewhat retarded. More retarded is you continuing to read this. Fuck are you ever retarded.


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Steal a bike, go for a ride

Stab some white folk, claim gay pride

Slide out of trouble avoid jail, evade justice

please donate to my go fuck you white bitch

I gots the best lawyer he is long nose jew

He say I best get back to work, more stabbing and raping to do

All I wanna do is shine some shoes and get this kike fucker off my back!

Chained and shackled, half a chance will attack!!



……so now I carry a squeegee…, stand on a corner begging *PLEASE FEED ME*

Fuck Malcolm fuck Obama fuck my filthy black skin

I long to be white, my name Luigi as kin


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I was visited by a man while dreaming. Body at rest, soul screaming.

He was dressed as a shepherd, he was leading a flock.

No words spoken from figure in hooded frock

He pointed at me then pointed at his crew

At this moment I knew what I had to do

Follow this man, to his goats he is King

Wish I could remember his name…..,Adolf something..


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Ashamed of nothing

Offended by everything

Contributing nothing

Demanding everything


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I was kinda sleepy…….., thanks bitch


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LOL!

Considering your questions, it’s obviously named the *CLITORIS*

Those questions have been asked by man since the beginning of time

PS: the clitoris does not in fact exist….., it’s purely a myth invented by women to fool men into giving a shit……, kinda a religious thing…like a wedding ring…meaningless


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How many of you queers look exactly like that glib virgin fat faggot?

C’mon, it’s all of you. That’s how imagine all of you. Sexually frustrated, emotionally stunted, intellectually curious, spiritually ambiguous, morally superior, aware as a deer, useful as charcoal briquettes, useless as used charcoal briquettes, kind as a mosquito and friendly as Hillary Clinton on her period pre-menopause.

…except, you queers have more tattoos and less money…


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I was given a “crate” today too! It’s true. It’s an old Coca-Cola like bottle holder thing… wooden like a casket, rubbed worn from time like my soul….,probably gonna put crap in it because you can never have enough crap….., when *you* get put in a box forever.

R.I.P and always remember to recycle…….teeth


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That is one sharp zebra. Huge testicles for a snarky, simian cunt.

If I were to whip that particular nigger, I would use a liquorice whip …..rather than kangaroo skin

Scars cost money, while branding your nigger is good for the bottom line every time.

Go figure before you disfigure your precious token nigger.


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Before I was a metal head, as a child I collected goofy records. This song is top five. I knew all the words before I clicked play.

Another more adult themed car song is *HOT* *ROD* *LINCOLN*…., anthem to any gear head.

Best car song (to me) is still maybe *HIGHWAY STAR* by *DEEP PURPLE*…though I can think of dozens more…

“Carberators man, that’s what life’s all about” - *JUICY FRUITS*……, guess the movie and win a beer!


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No one injected “themselves”.

Citizens were forced to take death injections by government.

Thus, the government wants you dead, in a box or in a mass grave, your death is the only thing they crave

Plus, they want your kids dead too. Turned to pulp in kike interest, north to south, east and west

Best dawn your bullet proof vest, lest you not survive what’s next

Text us from the other side where freedom prevails, where kikes run and hide, and no tax on sails.


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You will hang like a flag. Filthy commie faggot.

The only good pig is you dead pig.


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The slayers arrive on a black horse of steel

Trouble is coming, Hell on two wheels

Hide in the shadows awaiting defeat

Or live by the sword and choose to be free

We say "Retribution"

We say "Vengeance is bliss"

We say "Revolution"

With a cast iron fist


Coming down the road

Watching every move

Kicking in the doors

Taking what we choose

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators


We say "Retribution"

We say "Vengeance is bliss"

We say "Revolution"

With a cast iron fist


Coming down the road

Watching every move

Kicking in the doors

Taking what we choose

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators

Anarchy's coming

Here it comes

Burning it down to the ground

Disintegrators

~*DISINTEGRATORS* ~ *MEGADETH*


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If Australia were nuked by China this afternoon, no one would notice till Christmas.

Merry Christmas Australia! Ya fuckin worthless cunts.


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Good VS Evil

Whose side are you on?

Trick question…., you are only along for the ride.

You can decide to die with your boots on, either way you’re dead.

R.I.P retard


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