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2Drunk
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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago*

Did you ever change your blinker fluid?

Edit: I've never owned a new vehicle and do most of the maintenance myself. If I connect the battery on one of them all three will fire up first try and run smoothly without hesitation. --- Well, the truck needs a little while to warm up but it will run solid cold if you ask it to.


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2Drunk 2 points 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loACdyN2cX4

edit: don't buy new. New cars (Ford) track you and report you to insurance companies.


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

My car is over 30 years old. I don't think I'm worried about the warranty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6UhQDD_oRs


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6UhQDD_oRs


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

If the driver was white He's in jail right now.


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2Drunk 4 points 5 months ago

He should get a medal or some kind of national accommodation. In today's world, I just hope he doesn't get arrested.


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2Drunk 2 points 5 months ago

Too long didn't read.

Anyways: True story IDC if you believe me or not.

I was about 8-12 years old don't really remember. We had a dog that was an escape artist and always got out no matter what we did. Our neighbors would take picture of our dog in their yard. The problem was that she taught our other dog how to get out. They never traveled very far.

One day I get home for school and they are both gone. I case the neighborhood calling for them checking the places they liked to go. After about an hour or more I'm walking up a hill in a fairly new neighborhood calling their names. Then I hear it... There was barking from this house's garage. So I ring the door bell and ask if my dog were in their garage. I don't remember if we argued or if they just released them to me on the spot, but they gave them back unharmed.

I didn't know anything back then but now I'm 100% sure those fucking chinks were going to eat them.I loved those dogs...


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2Drunk 3 points 5 months ago

You sound like a nigger so be a nigger. Date a single mom and take her kids new xbox with you when you go out for a pack of menthols.


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2Drunk 2 points 5 months ago

Your SCP is took low. You have been slapped with 100 bags of dicks. You are now required to carry your 100 bags of dicks for 30 days.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

Why did you need a paid X account?


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

Drugs are keeping him going. The look on her fat face shows she knows it.


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2Drunk 3 points 5 months ago

Why the fuck do I have to change it every 30 days. You think I can remember that shit? I'm just going to write it down and keep it in my desk now! How safe is that?


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

All accessories will not be included to US customers. But ASUS is the best value laptop I've found in 2024.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

Take it out side and post it for $75 or OBO. It will be gone within 12 hours. If you post if for free it will be there for 12 weeks and have grown more junk.


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2Drunk 3 points 5 months ago*

What about blue label Smirnoff?

I promise I didn't just mix it with Kahlua, ice, and a splash of milk.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

He wants everyone to know he rides ass for free.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

hopefully it was about 110 or I revoke my vote


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

Linux is what you make of it. Don't be a lazy nigger or have your sloppy tits hit the ground like @postwallhelena.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

Someone/thing has to remove the niggers.


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2Drunk 1 point 5 months ago

6,4, can't see the third. Then there is @postwallhelena.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKGqpbr_MxQ

I would say get back in the kitchen but no one wants your roast beef sandwich. Maybe get more peanut butter and play with your dog?


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

If you want to give yourself to the jew that's on you.


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2Drunk 4 points 5 months ago

If you rape my sister that means I get to rape your sister.


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2Drunk 0 points 5 months ago

Not everyone is forklift certified.


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