I've been dating a girl for years now. I've asked her to have a kitten with me and she refuses. She says that she can't have anymore kittens. She won't even agree to lie to me and tell me that she will have a kitten for me. I told her that all I need is for her to ask God to give her a kitten and I would never mention it again, but she can't even do that.
I told her that I love her but I will be living in the woods and looking for a girl that will love me enough to give me a kitten. Even if the new girl is unable to give me a kitten, she will be willing to try.
Can't we just make it a stipulation that you have to put up a bond to the county you live in so that there will already be money in the kitty to replace the kids arm when Cujo attacks?
Give the dog/bear/hoodrat something that it can bite on. If you have any time to prepare, you could rap your jacket around your arm. Remember, dogs only have one weapon, their mouth. With your other hand, pull out your knife and gut that fucker.
Lawyer up... The first doctor should be doing the touch ups... I'm sure that when you originally got it done, you signed some lengthy contract about services and stuff.... Nowhere in that contract did it say anything about pandemics and other hoaxes.
Go over the contract, EVERY WORD, and then have a Convo with the doctor about his policy on breaking contracts.
Yeah so glad that they gave him time to deactivate it instead of just springing it on everybody like on a special day and shutting it down you know like Christmas or something
jokersmild 0 points 3.2 years ago
Soldiers eat better than any prisoner.
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jokersmild 2 points 3.2 years ago
Rogan is a Jew. Let him die
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jokersmild 3 points 3.2 years ago
I've been dating a girl for years now. I've asked her to have a kitten with me and she refuses. She says that she can't have anymore kittens. She won't even agree to lie to me and tell me that she will have a kitten for me. I told her that all I need is for her to ask God to give her a kitten and I would never mention it again, but she can't even do that.
I told her that I love her but I will be living in the woods and looking for a girl that will love me enough to give me a kitten. Even if the new girl is unable to give me a kitten, she will be willing to try.
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jokersmild 1 point 3.3 years ago
Idk anything for windows, Linux has a bunch of tools
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Apktool or lucky patcher
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Can't we just make it a stipulation that you have to put up a bond to the county you live in so that there will already be money in the kitty to replace the kids arm when Cujo attacks?
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Give the dog/bear/hoodrat something that it can bite on. If you have any time to prepare, you could rap your jacket around your arm. Remember, dogs only have one weapon, their mouth. With your other hand, pull out your knife and gut that fucker.
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
I'll go with. I remember recently a boat that blew up and took a giant part of the city with it it had been parked at the docks for 5 years.
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jokersmild 3 points 3.3 years ago
>>Demands for a more liberal attitude to homosexuality
Lolz... Who has a more liberal attitude than Catholics?
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jokersmild 1 point 3.3 years ago
Does olsteen say that he's Catholic?
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
It's kinda boring over here in the other side without all the Britneys and Justin's and Faucis...
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jokersmild 3 points 3.3 years ago
Lawyer up... The first doctor should be doing the touch ups... I'm sure that when you originally got it done, you signed some lengthy contract about services and stuff.... Nowhere in that contract did it say anything about pandemics and other hoaxes.
Go over the contract, EVERY WORD, and then have a Convo with the doctor about his policy on breaking contracts.
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jokersmild 2 points 3.3 years ago
What does that fake olsteen have to do with anything?
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jokersmild 1 point 3.3 years ago
Fuck you Jew
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jokersmild 2 points 3.3 years ago
Catholicism doesn't represent Christians...
Go back to the hole you climbed out of Jew.
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jokersmild 5 points 3.3 years ago
Who is that guy so we can get him a medal?
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
I Used to be vaguely literate... What can you task out to me?
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
I don't ever see the red envelope because it's of to the right of the page and I also don't have Java script enabled...
Are we still doing this?
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jokersmild 3 points 3.3 years ago
That dude didn't have to put up much of a fight with that bear.
Usually, you gotta go three rounds with a bear before it's officially a "fight with a bear" according to the Florida Bear Fighting League.
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
"Okies" , as far as I know, are people from Ohio.
That movie "ready player one" had a bunch of Okies in the stacked trailer park.
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Yeah so glad that they gave him time to deactivate it instead of just springing it on everybody like on a special day and shutting it down you know like Christmas or something
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Same exact shit happens in the states
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jokersmild 1 point 3.3 years ago
http://www.germanamericanradio.com/#
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Right off the 295 I'm sure.
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jokersmild 0 points 3.3 years ago
Can confirm. Avacado also works.
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