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jokersmild
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/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=61f6e5662472f

I've been dating a girl for years now. I've asked her to have a kitten with me and she refuses. She says that she can't have anymore kittens. She won't even agree to lie to me and tell me that she will have a kitten for me. I told her that all I need is for her to ask God to give her a kitten and I would never mention it again, but she can't even do that.

I told her that I love her but I will be living in the woods and looking for a girl that will love me enough to give me a kitten. Even if the new girl is unable to give me a kitten, she will be willing to try.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=61f6de032eee1

Idk anything for windows, Linux has a bunch of tools


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=61f5ef2955598

Can't we just make it a stipulation that you have to put up a bond to the county you live in so that there will already be money in the kitty to replace the kids arm when Cujo attacks?


/v/shitbulls viewpost?postid=61f1e50053515

Give the dog/bear/hoodrat something that it can bite on. If you have any time to prepare, you could rap your jacket around your arm. Remember, dogs only have one weapon, their mouth. With your other hand, pull out your knife and gut that fucker.


/v/shitbulls viewpost?postid=61ef75ff20bfa

I'll go with. I remember recently a boat that blew up and took a giant part of the city with it it had been parked at the docks for 5 years.


/v/Glowniggers viewpost?postid=61ef7d3f5a366

>>Demands for a more liberal attitude to homosexuality


Lolz... Who has a more liberal attitude than Catholics?


/v/PureFuckingKikery viewpost?postid=61ef9ec61091d

Does olsteen say that he's Catholic?


/v/religion viewpost?postid=61ef1953c131d

It's kinda boring over here in the other side without all the Britneys and Justin's and Faucis...


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61ef47c43c448

Lawyer up... The first doctor should be doing the touch ups... I'm sure that when you originally got it done, you signed some lengthy contract about services and stuff.... Nowhere in that contract did it say anything about pandemics and other hoaxes.

Go over the contract, EVERY WORD, and then have a Convo with the doctor about his policy on breaking contracts.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61ef5e135e60f

What does that fake olsteen have to do with anything?


/v/religion viewpost?postid=61ef1953c131d

Catholicism doesn't represent Christians...

Go back to the hole you climbed out of Jew.


/v/religion viewpost?postid=61ef1953c131d

Who is that guy so we can get him a medal?


/v/videos viewpost?postid=61edfece1be72

I Used to be vaguely literate... What can you task out to me?


/v/GoatGazette viewpost?postid=61018da32e156

I don't ever see the red envelope because it's of to the right of the page and I also don't have Java script enabled...

Are we still doing this?


/v/GoatGazette viewpost?postid=61018da32e156

That dude didn't have to put up much of a fight with that bear.

Usually, you gotta go three rounds with a bear before it's officially a "fight with a bear" according to the Florida Bear Fighting League.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=61ec95a40f3e7

"Okies" , as far as I know, are people from Ohio.

That movie "ready player one" had a bunch of Okies in the stacked trailer park.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=61ecf5d557ed5

Yeah so glad that they gave him time to deactivate it instead of just springing it on everybody like on a special day and shutting it down you know like Christmas or something


/v/IdeasForTalk viewpost?postid=61836ac6c62bc

Same exact shit happens in the states


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61e9fea560d50

http://www.germanamericanradio.com/#


/v/funny viewpost?postid=61e82460cb894

Can confirm. Avacado also works.


/v/dating viewpost?postid=61e789b11e285