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gyrate
Member for: 2 days

scp: 16 (+27/-11)
ccp: -5 (+8/-13)
votes given: 0 (+0/-0)
score: 11





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how did they become millionaires? i did it by being a dork on the computer for like 25 years. 😭


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gyrate -1 points 18 hours ago

i lost count somewhere around a zillion. why are you less successful than a person like me though?


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gyrate -1 points 20 hours ago

are you less successful than a bottom feeder gaslit reject?


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gyrate 0 points 20 hours ago

didn't all their neighbors put up walls to keep them out?


/v/ShowerThoughts viewpost?postid=684c6c8842e80

why are you pretending the trans weirdos here are ladies? πŸ˜‚


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684c7e935448e

ha, what makes you think anyone ever cared about the palestinians? πŸ˜‚


/v/ShowerThoughts viewpost?postid=684c6c8842e80

> who also said he wasn’t trolling

you're not very smart, are you? 😒


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

now im having trouble keeping track of whether im a jew and in control of everything or living off welfare! πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

yeah, just like how i see attractive feminists all over the place. πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

yes sir! your wish is my command! πŸ˜‚


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684c06c7251e0

i see you forgot to respond. many such cases...


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

it appears you're as powerless here as you are in real life. 😭


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

creative use of punctuation there. it's like art. i'm into it. πŸ‘


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

because only losers die. 😎


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

"Isrsel?" how do you pronounce that? πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

isn't it amazing that the jews have no affect on the life of this total moron? what's his secret? πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

well if you want to go on a date, just ask! haha


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

what do you know? you merely adopted the internet. i was born in it.


/v/UpgoatDev viewpost?postid=684b1a56ee97f

be careful what you wish for. who would you blame for your failures if there were no jews around? πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

why are you avoiding telling us about your easy path to hundreds of millions of dollars? everyone wants to hear about it!


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

what are your favorite hallucinations? i like the ones about the jews oppressing me. πŸ˜‚


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

are you hitting on me? stop, im getting aroused. ☺️


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=684c3c435014e

yeah, they exist to get things done quickly (but not necessarily goodly).


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684b6e009fedd

if your money has been so devalued, how do you explain that the computer you typed that stupid comment on is worth hundreds of millions of dollars in early 2000's money? why is everything constantly getting cheaper instead of more expensive?


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