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@KosherHiveKicker...given the fact that you stated what you did, ie, etc 1492 etc...I am now compelled to inform you as to why your statement, as somewhat practical as it is considering the shallow, semi retarded metaphorical quality, explains why your future as a chartered fishing guide is doomed to failure just as your potato peeling service failed because you thought that you could revolutionize the art of skinning a tuber by devising a system that rotates the tuber while the blade of a meat cleaver makes contact with it...mind you, your "intricately sophisticated" idea did have potential except for that one minor detail where you implemented the use of a dual blade commercial lawn mower as your means of rotation, but other than that your design/experiment had potential and no doubt would have captured the interest of "special needs" patients throughout Tanzania and Madagascar...so...having stated what you're probably unable to comprehend, I will now attempt to educate you in the masterly discipline of "aggressive formulation" "ex post facto", (using past examples)...1492 was a failure, (((they're))) still here and worse than ever, go back to August 480 BCE when 300Spartans held back the Persian hordes whose numbers exceeded 250,000 and of which 80,000 were expertly slaughtered by the "300" effectively stalling the Persian advance on Sparta and allowing the West/Hellenic factions, the time required to assemble adequate numbers and humiliate the Persians with a such a bloodied defeat that they were never again a threat....until the jew came into the picture a few hundred years later.
NOTE...I KEPT THIS BRIEF BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE LENGTHY...GIVEN YOUR ATTENTION DEFICIT ISSUES IT'S A WONDER THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO GET THE 10 WORDS IN THAT YOU DID, TO WHICH YOU DID WELL ON BY THE WAY...SO I'LL CUT IT RIGHT THERE.