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Biden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden’s Diaper Without Anyone Noticing (babylonbee.com)

submitted by beece to humor 1 week ago (+10/-0)

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Is fag-month illegal in Florida? (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 weeks ago (+2/-0)

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10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 4 weeks ago (+3/-2)

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9 signs you're in a relationship with an undercover Fed (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1 month ago (+8/-3)

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Dublin The First City To A Commit Hate Crime Against The yids For Noticing (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1 month ago (+2/-1)

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Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+18/-1)

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Hand Rubbing Intensifies (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 1 month ago (+6/-0)

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Because The Current Timeline Is This Retarded (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to ClownWorld 1 month ago (+6/-0)

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Wheres The Transbrave Bipoc Ally Of The PedoRainbow Jihad That Fights Duh Eeevol Raycis Toxic Domestic Hoooowyte mxle and Battles Depression and Anxiety At The Same Time Bigot! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+1/-0)

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Because It Is This Stupid and Yiddish (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+1/-1)

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+28/-4)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people/

Aidan Maese-Czeropski was asked for a comment about working hard and in a gay degenerate lisp he responded, "legit OMG of course! I totes smashed in the congressional hearing floor and made it more perverse err uhh ummm diverse and inclusional EVAR!" And ended his quote with a gayroar of 46% excitement by exclaiming, "#It's DIAAAALLLAAAAATION TIIIIME!"

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Sheboons Of The Caribbean (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+2/-1)

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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+7/-0)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios/

Too safe. I would have went with pedodisney or Neverland Ranch.

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NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+22/-1)

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https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/

I'd be nice if you offer them you home too, before they just take it over anyway.

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I'm Pretty Sure It Is That Stupid (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 2 months ago (+0/-1)

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Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 2 months ago (+5/-0)

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Wee Wuz Eyerish Eeeen Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+4/-1)

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Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Justin Trudeau’ Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As ‘Person With A Vagina’ (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+22/-0)

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Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+5/-0)

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Ramadan Rapeathon! (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+2/-1)

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Undocumented Voter Refugees (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+5/-1)

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The Biden Bible: John 1:1 - "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was trunalimunumaprzure" (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 3 months ago (+2/-0)

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Little Girl Dreams Of One Day Being Fat And Ugly Enough To Be Target Model (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 3 months ago (+24/-0)

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+15/-0)

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters (babylonbee.com)

submitted by Clubberlang to NotSatire 3 months ago (+4/-0)