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Suggestion: call all the churches in your area.say "I m looking for a new church. "Do you preach that Jews are gods chosen people?" See which in your area are Jew controlled

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 weekMay 8, 2024 12:18:51 ago (+24/-4)     (TellUpgoat)

Suggestion: call all the churches in your area.

Ask for the pastor

say "I m looking for a new church. "Do you preach that Jews are gods chosen people?"

See which in your area are Jew controlled


Make lists. Form a central database in the nation.

See if there are any that actually preach
"Christianity First"

Edit:
Then say "I am making a list of Christian first churches in the area for believers."

Part of the reason for doing this is making them realize they are going to be listed as non Christian first.
The MIGHT make them change.



18 comments block

Do you support gay dudes?

Uhhh well uhhh well uhhh.

According to the Bible it's one of the sins Jesus detests.

But hey you gotta get those seats and offering plates filled amirite?!

Who cares if 2 dudes are rockin with dockin?

Rockin....with....dockin?

I know a band thats lookin for gigs where 2 dudes rock out on stage while they dock eachother and sing church songs.

I...don't....I...think....

You're not gonna be a homophobe now are ya past I can call ya past cant I padre?

Itll be fun bring the kids it won't any less degenerate than transgina story hour at the library.