How fucked am I? - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

How fucked am I?
submitted by 2Drunk to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 7, 2024 18:50:23 ago (+33/-0) (AskUpgoat)

My work just got a big fat nigger bitch as the HR Manager. The last nigger we had was caught steeling toilet paper.

Why would you steal work toilet paper? It's the lowest possible quality.

Of course this is rhetorical, because the answer is "nigger".