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How fucked am I?

submitted by 2Drunk to AskUpgoat 1 weekMay 7, 2024 18:50:23 ago (+33/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

My work just got a big fat nigger bitch as the HR Manager. The last nigger we had was caught steeling toilet paper.


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Fat you say?
1/2 dozen laced cookies left unattended wouldn't stand a chance.
She eats two and the next day her piss will glow.
Then snitch her out for a random