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race: white

submitted by boekanier to funny 1 weekMay 7, 2024 01:21:41 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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fbi: "We are no longer collecting race-based crime statistics."

Also fbi: "Gotta find a way to pump those 'White' suspect numbers up somehow."

And they'll get away with it because the computer search for, "Crimes With White Suspects Apprehended", will only return the raw numbers, NOT the pictures. On purpose.