He fell ass backwards into Star Wars. Then he was hot for a minute and got a lead role in ‘Corvette Summer’, and everyone realized he was a shit actor. I’ve seen Corvette Summer at least three times, but I can’t tell you the plot because my pals and I were too busy laughing at his delivery, and ripping on every absurd scene. If it weren’t for nerd conventions where he could charge for autographs and pics, he’d be on skid row. When I played with my Star Wars action figures as a kid, I always killed him first.
There’s a reason Harrison Ford was in everything, and this turnip was in nothing.
PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 2 weeks ago
He fell ass backwards into Star Wars. Then he was hot for a minute and got a lead role in ‘Corvette Summer’, and everyone realized he was a shit actor. I’ve seen Corvette Summer at least three times, but I can’t tell you the plot because my pals and I were too busy laughing at his delivery, and ripping on every absurd scene.
If it weren’t for nerd conventions where he could charge for autographs and pics, he’d be on skid row.
When I played with my Star Wars action figures as a kid, I always killed him first.
There’s a reason Harrison Ford was in everything, and this turnip was in nothing.