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Merlynn 0 points 1 month ago

Me: "Ok,you find one you'd marry and I'll get hitched."

Him: "Excuse me,miss,would you be interested in a date?"

Her: "Help! Police! Sexual harassment!"

Great grandpappy legs it and hides til the heat's off.

Him: "The hell's wrong with that woman!"

Me: "Feminism. She's terrified of men because of the lies and slander they put out."

Him: "Well,I'm not giving up! I'll find a good woman if it's the last thing I do!"

Comes back later. Him: "How's about this one,youngun?"

Me: "That's a man."

Him: "Wut!? How can you call this flower of femininity a man!?"

Lifts skirt.

Him: "Great googily moogily! It is a guy! Get,you faggot! What's wrong with people these days?"

Me: "Well,the long and short of it,the jews."

Him: "I'm not licked yet! I'm trying again!"

Comes back with another woman.

Him: "It took some doin' but I got a real pretty filly here,boy!"

Me: "She's an OnlyFans hooker with 5 kids from different dads and covered in tattoos."

Him: "What's an OnlyFans?"

Shows him.

Him: "I'm going back to the past where shit made sense."

Me: "Support your local Hitler."