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I want to live my next life backwards

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 monthMar 11, 2024 21:58:43 ago (+5/-2)     (Mildlyinteresting)

You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling old, but begin feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and generally have fun. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then you're done.


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One of the biggest lies is the 40 hour work week and hourly wage... it's sad white people fell for the biggest slavery scam of all time. I'd only work hourly if it was something I wanted to do anyways and even then I wouldn't like it. My side job I get 2 dollars a mile to deliver or pick up trucks. I like to travel and smoke cigars and play poker I get to do all of them and paid well