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I think he bought the ticket for her because that's congruent with the Uber story. He's an ultra-cheap sigma who keeps his toys in the corner of his commercial building. Sometimes he sleeps there but more often sleeps in his van on the beach. He eats ramen because it's shelf stable and he likes it. He's engrossed in his marble racing hobby and that takes all his free time. Sometimes he splurges on completely random shit like this airline ticket. Next week he'll spend $500 to import coconuts from some specific farm in Vietnam. She'll fall for him but find she can't control him, but her true lament will be that he doesn't care to control her either.