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iSnark 1 points 3 months ago

A shoelace walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The Bartender turns to him and says "sorry we don't serve shoelaces here".

The shoelace leaves the bar goes and gets a haircut and ties himself into a knot.

The shoelace then returns to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Your that shoelace again I told you before we don't serve your kind around here". To that the shoelace replies I am not a shoelace, (YOU ALREADY GAVE THE PUNCHLINE IN THE POST I RESPONDED TO.)