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I had a roommate who was interviewing with the nsa. Random roommate. I start getting texts and calls from some bitch saying she was with the nsa and she wanted to do a background check on me.

Shoulda asked her for pictures of her tits. I always wanted to fuck a plain-jane looking uptight office bitch with an attitude.

The formalism of an 'important' office job like that, holding it all in, has got to make them fucking crazy in the sack.