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Tell me again about how 'free' we are in the US.

Something... something... muh Constitution... something... muh Bill of Rights... something...

You are free to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. You are free to choose your jew-s.gov 24/7 surveilled phone plan.

You are free to pay taxes and what kind of flavored glop to put in your $7 fat-free soy latte. You are free to choose what porn you want to jerk off to.

You are free to do what you're fucking told.

Enjoy.