I have a clone somewhere. Was sitting at a bar when I was in my 20s and this middle-aged broad kept staring at me. I figured she was just some cougar on the prowl but eventually she came over and told me I was the spitting image of her son. Which finaally explained me getting pulled over for no reason at all. Both times the cops asked if I was still on parole like they knew me and then just fucked off with no explanation after they took a look at my ID. Not to mention random people calling me Jason and starting up out of context, to me., conversations where I had no idea what the hell they were on about. Wherever you are Jason, you degenerate fuck you, I just want you to know; I won the clone war.
GoatWarVet 0 points 10 months ago
I have a clone somewhere. Was sitting at a bar when I was in my 20s and this middle-aged broad kept staring at me. I figured she was just some cougar on the prowl but eventually she came over and told me I was the spitting image of her son. Which finaally explained me getting pulled over for no reason at all. Both times the cops asked if I was still on parole like they knew me and then just fucked off with no explanation after they took a look at my ID. Not to mention random people calling me Jason and starting up out of context, to me., conversations where I had no idea what the hell they were on about. Wherever you are Jason, you degenerate fuck you, I just want you to know; I won the clone war.