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Why don't niggers hear smoke alarm chirps?

submitted by gaperglory to Niggers 10 monthsJul 12, 2023 21:46:07 ago (+23/-1)     (Niggers)

Genuine question
Just changed batteries and I remembered this phenom.


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froggy 16 points 10 months ago

I saw a theory somewhere that expounded on niggers inability to conceptualize the future. Basically, they hear the chirp, but because they're incapable of the thought processes needed to comprehend "Change battery, Beep stop", they basically groundhog day that shit until the next chirp, when they'll repeat the process until said battery is completely dead. It's like the whole thought experiment "How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning?" Most sub-90 IQ niggers are simply incapable of answering, much less understanding or mentally processing said question.