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Had a (false) fire alarm yesterday, I think street-shitting "chief engineer" told me to investigate myself

submitted by TheNoticing to whatever 9 monthsJul 12, 2023 13:07:38 ago (+26/-0)     (whatever)

So I'm a fire and life safety director here in the democratic people's republic of communist new York City. It's arguably one of the most important jobs in any building that requires one.

We had a (false) fire alarm yesterday, and by fire code, we're supposed to have a fire brigade, which is usually the engineering team. So I ran my out of shape ass to the fire panel when it went off, and told them to go investigate the location where we received the alarm. That fucking retarded street shitting ass (may have, can't fully remember) told me to investigate it. I had to tell him that we had a fire alarm, and that I cannot leave the panel once it goes into alarm.

I think he even said to have a colleague go investigate; I was incredulous, and thinking back on it, if it was actually a real fire, I hoped that the incident commander from the FDNY would have chewed his useless ass out. I will absolutely throw that mother fucker under a bus to save my job.

So yeah tldr, useless street shitter engineer told me to investigate a possible fire, when as the fire and life safety director, I'm the one that is in charge, and have the authority to tell people to investigate, as per the fire department.

Deport all shit skins.


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You're low-T, complaining about someone not following your authority.