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"My mom says a hippo would eat me up but then.... Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian"

Teacher is right. Hippos are vegetarians. But Mom is right. Hippos will rip you to pieces like niggers. Beware of hippos. Fuck those teachers. Beware of niggers.


After Zulu and Bantu, Khoisan and Tutsi, and all those other tribes of savage niggers in Africa, hippopotamus are the deadliest creatures in Africa.

Now you know.


You can thank me by never letting your guard down around niggers.

Now if you really want to hear a great song about hippos and fat people, look no further than Al Stewart. (the Year of the Cat guy). This is an epic song. It should be the anthem for FPH.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=cQ84fxGTApk