- Early life -- attended four schools, all of which deny that he did
- first job as shop assistant at a pet store, fired for conducting animal fights with betting
- dishonorable discharge from mandatory army service for dynamite fishing with handgrenades
- door-to-door salesman for lingerie; major sex scandal after affair with repeat customer who was mayor's wife
- supporting role as "Dr Bayreuth" in "My Pet Santa"; stole every scene with unscripted antisemitic statements cremation jokes. (Movie title changed to "Ho-Ho-Holocaust" by distributor)
- corpse of surgeon general in drag found in anon's apartment; released on bail, escape to Mexico
- Zetas put out contract on anon for reasons unclear to this day
- fake death; doxxed two weeks later after masturbating on chat roulette
- painting "michelle o's dick in mixed media" auctioned off at tate gallery for 560,000 british pounds -- highest price ever scored by a shit finger painting
- shot by zeta henchmen during interview with Geraldo
- body donated to us necrophiliac association for "posthomous spitroasting"
alfonsohoover 0 points 1.4 years ago
- Early life -- attended four schools, all of which deny that he did
- first job as shop assistant at a pet store, fired for conducting animal fights with betting
- dishonorable discharge from mandatory army service for dynamite fishing with handgrenades
- door-to-door salesman for lingerie; major sex scandal after affair with repeat customer who was mayor's wife
- supporting role as "Dr Bayreuth" in "My Pet Santa"; stole every scene with unscripted antisemitic statements cremation jokes. (Movie title changed to "Ho-Ho-Holocaust" by distributor)
- corpse of surgeon general in drag found in anon's apartment; released on bail, escape to Mexico
- Zetas put out contract on anon for reasons unclear to this day
- fake death; doxxed two weeks later after masturbating on chat roulette
- painting "michelle o's dick in mixed media" auctioned off at tate gallery for 560,000 british pounds -- highest price ever scored by a shit finger painting
- shot by zeta henchmen during interview with Geraldo
- body donated to us necrophiliac association for "posthomous spitroasting"