Katy Perry claims low-battery levels to blame for eyelid simulator malfunction - Upgoat

Katy Perry claims low-battery levels to blame for eyelid simulator malfunction
submitted by Sheitstrom to whatever 1.6 yearsOct 28, 2022 03:46:09 ago (+8/-1) (pagesix.com)
https://pagesix.com/2022/10/27/katy-perry-explains-why-her-eye-looked-like-it-glitched/

"Plus I was on so much heroin and cocaine it's a wonder I'm still alive tee hee!"

Definitely not the vax. So don't say that.

It's an eyelashes thing wankers. Any other suggestion is a Jew plot to poison the well.