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This meme basically encompasses a ongoing debate/argument I've been having with my mother for years and has gotten intense recently since my father died about a year ago. She is so fucking concerned about saving my soul and defending her Christianity. I have picked her points apart six ways from Sunday and made it clear I will not beg the magic man in the sky for a God damn thing. I have pointed out almost every fallacy the Bible has. I have argued Jesus isn't going to save anyone from the hell that is this world. I have drawn every line possible to show how she has been corrupted and coerced by Jewish scripture. So she sends me a jewtube video about the Besheet prophecy. Apparently the first word of the Bible in Hebrew proves Jesus is coming to rapture the 144,000 in 2030. She "knows" she will be one of them and wants my name on that list. I finally had to tell her I would rather sail to hell on a river of rabbinical blood. Haven't heard from her since, but it's only a matter of time till the conversation reboots