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"Sudden adult death syndrome" is the most jewed name for vaxecution imaginable.

submitted by SithEmpire to DeathVax19 1.9 yearsJun 11, 2022 04:04:04 ago (+58/-0)     (DeathVax19)

Imagine that text being recorded as a cause of death, literally just saying that the death was due to dying. Death was the cause of itself, a statement so small and circular that its speaker probably wears it as a hat.

"Sudden" and "adult" are just meta data, no more useful than an arbitrary opinion about the event.

"Syndrome" means concurrent factors. It is bad enough that some disorders get called a syndrome despite being a single phenomenon, but this one has no actual listed conditions or events contributing to it.

I think it will be used to cover up direct assassinations, if it hasn't already. Death was the cause of death, meanwhile the bullet entries had nothing to do with it.


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This post is wonderful. I laughed out loud. You are a wordsmith.