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I got kicked out of a bar for the 109th time today, it's not my fault...

submitted by allahead to whatever 2 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:24:07 ago (+44/-0)     (whatever)

All I did was kill the bartender and wore his skin as my own. The people in the bar were a little un-nerved but eventually they came to see me as one of their own. I put in a new cash register right away and started putting drugs in the drinks. Then I kidnapped my customers kids and filled their heads with lies and made them hate their parents. I screwed my customers wife but he doesn't' know it. I also told him his God's a loser and I invited all the people from my cousins bar over and put their drinks on my customers tab. They threw me out. That guy still owes me money. Can I stay at your place?


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