So I'm at the park with my kids and friends, they are climbing a tree, it's got a steep incline initially but otherwise mostly horizontal. When it's time to climb down the kids I'm responsible for got scared so I caught them on the way down.
This one negro child starts bleating, she wants down she's scared. So I look for the parents, obviously none are around - great. So I suggest that she puts her foot here and arm there.. No she's scared what she really wants is an adult to take care of her. Fine, I offer to catch her explaining that my hands will touch under her arm pits, she happy to have an adult's attention.
Down she slides .. No she fucking jumps. Going from a crab walk to a superman jumping away from the tree almost over my head. I grab for her neck pull her back to earth. She unhurt and later wants help to go to the top of the tree. I nope the fuck away out of that mess.
I_am_baal 23 points 2 years ago
You'd think a nigger would feel at home in a tree