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There are a lot of walking dead, sadly

submitted by deleted to Covidicences 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2022 07:02:22 ago (+63/-1)     (Covidicences)

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I've used this fact that world class physical freak peak performance prime of life (and jabbed) athletes are dropping at an exponential rate in attempts to pill my (also jabbed) sportz zombie coworkers. "Lalalalalala. Don't wanna hear it, Bro. That means I have to admit I was the mark. I was conned. I stepped up and laid my money down on the 3 card monty table helmed by the darkie with the gold tooth. I sent cash to the nice Nigerian Prince. I downloaded the program sent by the street shitter on the phone to fix my computer. I'm good because jabs are safe and effective and it's only two weeks to flatten the curve. Everything's fine. Catch that game yesterday?"