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The black man's one and only obsession is ASS. It is the sum total of his hopes and dreams, the apex of all his ambitions, the single concern of his neurological activity, from the amygdala to the frontal lobe of the cerebrum. When the Babylonians were building palaces the black man was thinking about ASS, when the Greeks were contemplating philosophy the black man was contemplating ASS, when the Chinese were developing gun powder the black man was developing theories about ASS. When Europeans like Bach or Mozart wrote music they wrote for eternity, for the nobility of man's spirit and the inspiration of his soul - but the black man's music was about ASS and how to get more people to shake it. No symphonies, no Shakespeare, no Da Vinci, no Michelangelo - only ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS wobbling and twerking to the sound of the jungle drums. When a white man looks at the stars he thinks of astronomy and ponders the scientific process of reaching them but the black man has never once even looked at the stars because he is too busy looking at ASS. He follows it like a devoted disciple. It haunts his dreams. When he wakes up he doesn't think about breakfast or work or school he thinks about ASS. If you forced a black man to pick a cut of steak there is a 100% chance he would pick the rump because it is the ASS. The black man cannot explain why he votes for the Democrat party but it is because the Democrat symbol is the donkey, which is another word for an ASS. The black man is famed for his physical prowess but it was only developed in order to quickly attain ASS. No body part has ever dominated the mind of any other race and when it comes to ASS the black man is intellectually unparalleled. No one knows the ways and workings of the ASS more than the black man. He is a born proctologist. He doesn't have to ASSume or ASSess or ASSociate or ASSert he just knows - he knows all about the wonders of magic of ASS.