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May I have one jew enjoyment? I can't make this shit. I'm a programmer.

E: And I had moonshine one time in my life. Holy fuck did that stuff suck. It will melt your eyes drinking it. And I'm an (E: semi-minor whatever) alcoholic.

E2: My friend can polish off a 1.75 L of Crown Royal. I could do about 1/4 of that before barfing. I was blessed with shitty drinking genes. I thought they were a curse when I was younger, but apparently they were a blessing.

E3: Odd thing is my older brother could beat my 1.75 L friend. Genetics are weird.