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I put a can of soda through a niggers windshield

submitted by Her0n to whatever 2.6 yearsSep 24, 2021 07:31:29 ago (+52/-2)     (whatever)

This may have happened last night, this may have happened years ago. This may have never happened for all you know, but I’m going to tell this regardless and let you decide for yourselves.

One night after a long day of toiling in a hot factory all day, Her0n was driving back home to his wife, minding his own business.

I was driving a little fast 85-90 in a 70 zone. No one was in the passing lane as I approached a trucker, I looked behind me, saw no one in the lane, turn signal and moved over. Then I notice high beams, oops! Turns out the person behind me thought he was going to sneak past both of us and we moved at the same time, no biggie. I moved back over after passing the trucker. Looked over to see a nigger making gang signs at me. I ignored him and kept driving, he cuts me off, slams breaks and the trucker had to swerve to avoid pancaking me. I got pissed and went around him, then I rolled down my window and chucked some unopened soda cans behind me like it was Mario kart or some shit. On the third try I heard a loud CRACK and saw swerving behind me until he lost control and wound up in the median. Wh says violence solves nothing? Don’t let these niggers go unpunished, it’s time for us to take minor risks at least, a man defends his home.

Anyway, I just wanted to share this with people who care to read a feel good story. I hope I gave you a smile while you read this.


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ggolemg 0 points 2.6 years ago

Violence solves everything, it's just not always the best solution.