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the world's greatest bore got vaxxed...

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2.7 yearsSep 10, 2021 02:58:14 ago (+2/-6)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

...no aftershocks with the possible exception of a bad headache next day. If I didn't know better I'd say the cute little Asian chick who stuck it in me pumped me with placebo. I'd been putting it off for months. I was worried about the c-word (clot). I took the mighty Astrazeneca - it sorts the sheep out from the goats (and probably kills them).

If you're feeling unlucky or you've got health issues then maybe getting jabbed ain't for you but I'm telling you straight - put all this talk of civil liberties in the drawer and get vaxxed. You got everything to gain and little to lose - if the dice rolls the right way.

I feel good now I'm partially vaccinated; not so much because I'm a bit better protected against the covid, but because I'm a bit better protected against the unmasked c..ts who spread it.

Think about it...you want to die because of some c..t's selfishness? Then get vaxxed!



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