×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
-4
10 comments block

try -7 points 2.7 years ago

I'd have to gain a lot of weight to get this science metapaper level of life extension, but even if I did pack on the pounds.. CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION.

FAT PEOPLE LIVE THE LONGEST based on millions of datapoints from coroners reports and 90 science papers. No one knows why.

No one knows why, but it just is. Your prison analogy is apt though considering the BMI level needed for life extension... about 60 pounds over weight.

Thats a lot of prison , just to live the longest.