He's my loyal buddy. He's not very useful other than as an alarm, but he sure is pleasant to be around. When it's his time to move on to cat hell, I'm getting another little dog. If you've never had one, you may not understand, but little dogs can be really cool. For example, his turds are small enough that my mower just glides right over them without spraying shit everywheres. He is also very warm, and can catch a full sized tennis ball. Can't catch treats though, somehow he can't figure that one out. And he sort of smells like pee, but in a good way.
DonaldJTrump -1 points 2.7 years ago
In my personal opinion, I am the best lapdog ever. Just see how nicely I rolled over for Israel.
That said, a 25 pound terrier type is one of the best friends a man can have. Especially if it's brindle and has pointy ears.
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