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I slept with @Turdlord5000 's wife ...

submitted by anon to Confessions 3 yearsApr 9, 2021 01:11:23 ago (+3/-1)     (Confessions)

but before you rush to judgement - I didn't know she was married. It was in Vegas a few weeks ago. I was there to broker a vaccine deal. Having time on my hands I went to the hotel bar. I ordered a coke and took it back to a table and on my way walked past a woman sitting by herself. She said: "I thought you were buying that for me - relax I'm not a hooker". I checked her out, not bad. I said: "what would you like?" and she said "vodka straight". She had auburn hair, green eyes and small boobs.Her blouse was unbuttoned at the top. She introduced herself as "Jane Turdlord5000" and said: "I suppose you want to know a bit about me? Well I'm recently divorced [later found to be untrue]. Had a dream marriage for seven years and then along came QAnon. Overnight my husband changed from a loving, attentive person into a weirdo.I couldn't take it any more". And there you have it. We ended up making love all night and it was only the other day I realised I'd taken another goat's wife and by 'fessing up I'm hoping for some relief from this guilt that is consuming me.


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anon 0 points 3 years ago

Oh! She told me that apart from her ex I was the only other man she'd made love with. This news is very confronting.