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It was a hard and long road. My throbbing head, frothing at the mouth. I learned something, something grand, after so long in such a dark place (thank you night mode), and that was, I love titties. That, and TurdLord5000's dick pic turned me straight.
MaroonSaint 0 points 3.2 years ago
It was a hard and long road. My throbbing head, frothing at the mouth. I learned something, something grand, after so long in such a dark place (thank you night mode), and that was, I love titties. That, and TurdLord5000's dick pic turned me straight.