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Goats, I have left California.

submitted by Storefront to whatever 1 dayJun 18, 2025 17:43:40 ago (+64/-1)     (whatever)

Anyone following my vaguely retarded narrative knows I'm a widow with two lovely kids trying to make a living in tech in California after spending 20 years in NYC. I sought and met a nice man - gave me hope for the future, but we were on different paths. We remain friends and send jew memes to one another still.

But after one too many bullshit interactions with the horrific people of this state (namely, my horrid jew landlord and irritating nigger and dependapotamous neighbors) and I finally couldn't take it anymore. Packed up as much as I could, dumped the rest, and moved back out to an old family farmhouse in nowhere, Ohio. Spent the last week getting settled and making plans for a cowboy pool in the backyard.

I'm thrilled to be back in the country, letting my dog bark and kids scream. Area is 99% white. I've been sleeping like a baby.

Now going to join a decent church and a horseback riding club, hoping the rest falls into place.


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Ohio also claims to be "The Birthplace of Aviation".

Never mind North Carolina (location of claimed first flight), the Glenn Curtis (maybe first flight) personal bitchy lawsuits which dragged on for like forever and made everyone broke thank to the cunty Wright brothers, or even inventors in France who may have achieved the qualified definition of "flight" well before all that. Then there was DaVinici. And more than a few brave but dead lunatics. The definition of flight depends on spud. Go ask him. And bring lawyers guns and money.

However, Ohio is DEFINITELY the location of the "First cop issuing a speeding ticket to an aircraft".