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Grandma: "I cast 'Boop On Da Snoot'."

The ol' cast iron skillet to the head trick. Keeping drunks and gators off the lawn since 1812.

And then feeding the whole family.

Poor ol' gator was still trying to process the first hit when the second one landed.

"WTF? Shit. Running at them with my mouth open always worked before."

other gators: "Hey Bob? Where'd ya get that bruise on yer snoot?"

gator Bob: "Shut up! I don't wanna talk about it."