×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
19

Goats - Where Should I Move To?

submitted by Scyber to AskGoats 2 daysJun 14, 2025 20:43:12 ago (+19/-0)     (AskGoats)

I'm moving Monday, putting all my stuff in a storage unit. I don't want to be in Milwaukee anymore. I need to spread my wings and GTFO of here. I'm sick of it here.
My soul is telling me to move out West, yet doesn't have a specific destination.

If you were in your 40s with no kids, no job, no car, where would you move to? And don't say Vegas because I've been there and did that YEARS ago and it was a big mistake.


106 comments block

Storage units cost money, is your shit worth $1500 a year just to keep it and not have it? Sell everything that is replaceable, box up what you can't bring yourself to get rid of. Then come to Big Island Hawaii. If you're hard working and intelligent, you will thrive here. If you're a lazy moron, you will thrive here. The locals are so retarded, it's easy to compete with them for work. Even the homeless live pretty good lives, just invest in a nice tent. The women are beautiful and sweet and many have low expectations from the men due to the culture.
The climate is so hospitable no one even has heating or cooling built into their homes.
Come to paradise and live whatever life you want to make for yourself