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Apparently I look enough like a cop for people to act AS IF I'M A COP !! I have nothing to do with law enforcement, for the record.

At this point in my life I hear people tell me this all 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 time.

It's become clear how this impression has impacted interactions I've had over the years. If you look like a cop, that makes you a cop.