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ICE needs Woodchippers

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 3 hoursJun 9, 2025 14:21:34 ago (+6/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Gangbanger, illegal immigrant children, rioter; The woodchipper does not discriminate.


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this reminds me of the millstone bible quote.

like who has a disposable millstone they can just toss in an ocean or lake? Especially 2,000 years ago. Other than mill owners who are probably using their millstones on a daily basis.

why didn't Jesus just say "heavy rock"?

If I can smash you with a robust stick, why do I need the utility provided by a piece of expensive equipment?