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Armored dillos

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 16 hoursJun 6, 2025 09:04:36 ago (+37/-1)     (whatever)

So TIL armadillos run in packs. I was hanging out on my patio having coffee, as one does, and a four pack of juvenile dillos come skittering out from under the shed. I'm thinking they got a nest or burrow under there, as my back yard is completely fenced in. Pretty progressive considering there's also rabbits that live under that shed. Anyway, did you know a group of armadillos is called a fez? Yeah, I had to look it up. I was kinda disappointed they don't call it an Armada, but fez works I guess. Anyway, happy Friday fuckers. Y'all rock that armadillo energy today, just stay of traffic. Armored back plates are no match for a Toyota Prius.


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My neighborhood has rabbits everywhere.

Uh-huh.

So many that I have to slow down driving home

I think I see your problem...