Some good shit today. After leg day ate a bunch of chicken and zinc and magenisum and went to sleep. Had a dream where I was in some old office I worked at 15+ years ago, and the old fart boss showed up, and some woman was testing me to give me a job, and she gave me some written logic puzzle where I was to decipher some code. And amazingly the letters didn't move around and were consistent but I got bored of trying to solve it and went home. But instead I walked into some hotel, and it smelled like cocaine, so I found where the smell was coming from and stole all the cocaine and shot a bunch of cartel people, and then I took a train and got off in the middle of nowhere and the old fart boss was like wtf dude you left the interview, and I split the cocaine with him and we walked off into the sunset.
But then, I was a maintenance worker on a underwater military bases. And Russia wiped out a squad of elite US space marines from some orbital station. So things were tense. And I was going around various underwater bases doing maintenance and running information from one Russian official to another. And somehow ended up attached to some marine group and we raided a NATO underwater base and stole some space fighter. And we left the underwater base actually came out from the moon. And we were flying to make re-entry onto Earth but I was like wait don't just go straight down through the van allen belt its going to cook us lets make the approach from one of the poles. So we went to make an approach through one of the poles but the pole was hollow and inside the pole was another planet! And it was surrounded with lightning and its topography was changing when the lightning flashed, one moment it looked like the earth, then lightning flashed and it was a desert mars like planet, then something completely different. I told them forget about returning to command they've been keeping us in the dark lets land on that planet.
puremadness 0 points 2 weeks ago
That's the real world.
You are dreaming now.
Save us. Wake up.