There's this fucking guy. Looks like a self induced hall of cost victim that drinks soylent all day. Skinny and lanky and super soy looking with no chin. Anyway, first time I saw him a month or two ago he was wearing a Kabbala Harris shirt. And I thought to myself, you don't need to wear that shirt everyone knows. Well, last week this faggot showed up wearing a blue mask. And I couldn't help but point him out to my gym buddy and laugh. And he saw us sniggering. And I saw his gay ass today, once again wearing a blue mask, trying to do pullups way too close to some big brown guy. I looked at him and just shook my head. He's the only fucker with a mask on. Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.
You should kill him.... with kindness. Buddy up to him every time he's there. Ask him to spot you and load up weights he couldn't possibly lift on his own. Constantly correct his form and point everything he's doing wrong. Give him pointers on new exercise techniques he'll fail at. Talk to him constantly the entire time he's at the gym. Eventually he will switch gyms or at least avoid your scheduled workout times
ItsOk2bArian 4 points 1 day ago
You should kill him.... with kindness.
Buddy up to him every time he's there. Ask him to spot you and load up weights he couldn't possibly lift on his own. Constantly correct his form and point everything he's doing wrong.
Give him pointers on new exercise techniques he'll fail at. Talk to him constantly the entire time he's at the gym.
Eventually he will switch gyms or at least avoid your scheduled workout times